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Friday, January 22, 2010

WO-MEN ARE UNIQUE

bY Mohammed Osman
GIRLS.........HAVE UNIQUE POWERS.......THEY GET WET WITHOUT WATER....BLEED WITHOUT INJURY.....AND MAKE BONELESS THINGS HARD...........
 
TOP TEN MEN ..........

1 THE DOCTOR BECAUSE HE SAYS.... TAKE OF YOUR CLOTHES...
2 THE DENTIST BECAUSE HE SAYS OPEN WIDE..
3 THE HAIRDRESSER BECAUSE HE SAYS DO YOU WANT IT TEASED OR BLOWN..
4 THE MILKMAN BECAUSE HE SAYS DO YOU WANT IT IN THE FRONT OR BACK...
5 THE INTERIOR DECORATOR BECAUSE HE SAYS ONCE YOU HAVE IT ALL IN ...YOU'LL LOVE IT...
6 THE BANKER BECAUSE HE SAYS IF YOU TAKE IT OUT TOO SOON YOU'LL LOSE INTEREST...
7 THE POLICE OFFICER BECAUSE HE SAYS SPREAD EM...
8 THE MAILMAN BECAUSE HE ALWAYS DELIVERS HIS PACKAGE...
9 THE PILOT BECAUSE HE TAKES OFF FAST AND THEN SLOWS DOWN...
10 THE HUNTER BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GOES DEEP IN THE BUSH... AND SHOOTS TWICE....

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